i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
You took a bar mat shot.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
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