i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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