Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
tell me about the fingering
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