They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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