You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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