when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
Randomize
