I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Everyone says I win the strip club
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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