I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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