just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
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