It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
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