Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
That awkward moment when you were so fucking drunk lastnight that you and your fuck buddy wake up wearing eachother's clothing covered in hot cheetos with his cat curled up between your heads meowing. Thought you'd appreciate this moment with me.
Randomize
