I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
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