I'm going to jail i love you
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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