If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
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