Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
that's an acceptable place to lick
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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