: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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