it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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