How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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