Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
it hurts more in the daytime
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
It's blow job season.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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