Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
Randomize
