Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
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