Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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