Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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