you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I see more hoeing in ur future
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