its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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