you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
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