i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
