When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
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