I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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