So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
My financial advisor pointed out that 37% of my income is currently going towards "non-essential food items"
That's banker lingo for "you're an alcoholic"
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
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