I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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