R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
We need to feng shui this bitch.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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