god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
