"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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