But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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