he shaved USA in his pubs
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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