My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
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