so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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