the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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