remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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