Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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