i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
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