Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
How the fuck did I get small bruises all over my body?
Well you were laying on the couch naked after the girls left, staring into space, and I went over to the pool table and threw every ball as hard as I could at you from point blank range . You didn't flinch, blink, or scream for any of them. next time maybe you won't fuck my girl while I'm taking a shit
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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