He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
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