Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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