Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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