Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
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