glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
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