accomplished twins. life is a go
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
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