are you still at the devil's house?
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
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