The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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