what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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