it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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