Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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